All I want is.....

A few little midgets in a battery operated cart to follow behind me and gather my layers of clothes that I would like to strip off while running. (and yes I am aware that I was just totally politically incorrect with that statement, get over it) I start out cold, but then warm up and wish I had someone to take my layers, rather then having to keep them on and sweat my ass off!!!

Secondly I would also require them to be my personal cheer leaders as well, I mean, if they are out there anyways following behind me, the least they can do is motivate me!!! I am just sayin!

I believe these fellows might be available once they are out of jail!